Longtime improv comedian, lifelong Family Guy apologist, and the guy who didn't see the pilot until middle school. We judged him for it. We're still judging him.

Watched the original broadcast as an 8-year-old and loved it. This is either his origin story or his origin tragedy. Probably both.

Played the theme song entirely too loud on episode one. Sets the tone. Cranks the hogs. Asks the hard questions nobody asked.